I’m jealous… of the hamster!

Some of you may have read my guest post awhile ago about the hamster that came back from the dead. And that a new edition has been added to my family, in the form of a little black and white hamster, named Denzel Crowe. (Yes, after Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe… it’s my mom’s hamster, […]

Teenage memories…. wanna make out?

It’s time for another installment of… The Journal of 14 1/2 year old Lacey!!! (Wooo! Yahhh!! Wooo!!!) There’s no entry for January 15, 1998, so we’re skipping to the next one, which is January 18th. Can you contain yourselves with all the excitement that is about to take place??? Holy shit, my man is a […]

Nightmare Before Christmas

I feel like every town has a “Christmas House”. Usually these houses have a huge amount of lights, a Santa or two, lots of crazy blow up things, (we currently have a huge penguin in front of our house due to our landlords… I am not a fan), etc. The Christmas House in our town, […]

They named their kid after a gremlin??

That was Dave’s reaction after I told him that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz named their kid Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Now I can’t find the reference to a gremlin named Mowgli or Mogli (maybe in the Gremlins movie? Someone fill me in), but I did remember that Mowgli was the Jungle Book main charater’s name. […]

It’s a Cold Hearted Snake! Look into His Eyeees…

So last night, I was puttering around in our bedroom, probably not putting away our laundry like I should have been doing, when I spotted something out of the corner of my eye. There was something weird on the floor. Something… wormlike. But not super wormlike, because it was kind of lying there in an […]

R U Thr God, Itz Me…

As some of you may have seen this morning on Twitter, I was sitting next to a guy on the train who was text messaging God. I’m not kidding. I looked over when he pulled out his phone cause he was being all annoying moving around, and saw a text that started, “Dear God,”. I […]