"That thong th thong thong thong!"

Ever since I got to work this morning I’ve been trying to figure out what this weird bump under my jeans was, by my left knee. Finally went to the bathroom to inspect. I’ve been walking around all day with a dirty thong tucked into my pants leg. Have fun with that one. All I […]

"Every party loves a pooper, that’s why they invited you!"

Today Hazel over at Behind These Hazel Eyes wrote about farting in front of your significant other. How her boyfriend can do it in front of her without flinching, but she still can’t in front of him after months of dating. This made me laugh, because I don’t remember when Dave started doing it in […]