My Attitude Takes the Morning Train!

No seriously. I feel like the minute I step into the subway, I become this heinous human being. If someone is too close to me, I sigh or groan audibly so they can definitely hear me. If I need to get by and people aren’t moving, I yell, “Excuse ME!” in a super obnoxious loud […]

"Well, there goes your social life!"

As I’ve mentioned before, Dave and I are on a dodgeball team, aptly called “Dodge Our Balls”. What’s great about it, is that even though balls are flying at you from every direction, is that the balls are really soft, so you can’t really get hurt. Or so you think! We had a game on […]

Potty Manners

What do you think is worse? When you have to go to the bathroom at work, and you’re responsible for the resulting odor (I’m talking about going at work, you know…) OR Going to the bathroom innocently, with it already having been made odorifous by a previous inhabitant, only to have someone walk in to […]

Is inflation affecting my breakfast?

I go to Dunkin Donuts basically every workday morning, to get my Medium Hazelnut Iced Coffee (Hot coffee when it’s cold out) and Toasted Bagel with Cream Cheese (bagel variety may differ daily). On most days, the total is $4.32. Some other days, it’s $4.76. Now usually, I let this difference of 44 cents slide, […]

You know what really grinds my gears?

I hate it when the people at Dunkin Donuts don’t cut the bagel. They cut it in half, spread cream cheese on it, put the two halves together, and then you’re supposed to CUT THE BAGEL IN HALF AGAIN. SO I HAVE TWO HALVES OF A BAGEL. I have a small mouth. I have small […]

Letter to the Masses

Dear early morning commuters at 53rd & Lex: You may have seen me this morning and hated me. That small girl? Carrying a Trader Joe bag filled with homemade goodness for her coworkers? You know the one that was barrelling up 4 flights of stairs while you were all trying to walk down the stairs? […]