The worst 24 hours of parenting yet

Technically the weekend’s suckfest was less than 24 hours long, but it felt like forever, and I never want to go through it again. A few Fridays ago I was on my way home to pick up Sadie when I got a call from her daycare that she had thrown up. She didn’t have a […]

And then I exploded out of my jeans…

Oh yes, Monday morning was a first for me.  When I was getting ready for work in the morning, watching the weather report, I saw it was HOLY MOTHER OF GOD COLD outside.  I think it was like 8 degrees out.  Major suckitude. Anywho, since it’s been so cold the last few weeks I’ve taken […]

Pain in the Ass

I think I pulled a muscle in my left butt cheek. I’ll give you all a moment to let that sink in. It’s either from shoveling snow, or pushing my friend Adam’s car out of the snow. It hurts to sit. It hurts to walk. It hurts to cough. (Really – I don’t know how […]