Me vs the State of New Jersey

I have never hated the state of New Jersey more than I did yesterday. I was supposed to be heading to Maris’ apartment for some awesome hanging out and cookie decorating for charity. Instead, I got lost in New Jersey for about an hour, and wound up sobbing on the phone to Dave because I […]

It’s Googleicious!!

I am so tired, I feel like my eyes are going to fall out of my face. 5:15am wake up, in the city by 6:15am, and on my feet, working and greeting speakers all day until 6pm. Oh the joys of event planning!! This guy who is interviewing at our company was there today, to […]

It’s a Cold Hearted Snake! Look into His Eyeees…

So last night, I was puttering around in our bedroom, probably not putting away our laundry like I should have been doing, when I spotted something out of the corner of my eye. There was something weird on the floor. Something… wormlike. But not super wormlike, because it was kind of lying there in an […]

Palin BINGO!!!

Just in time for the Vice Presidential Debates tonight!! There are 4 different Bingo cards you can choose from and the rules (from the website) are as follows: – Give each player their own Palin Bingo card (or you can make your own!) – Whenever Sarah Palin says a word or phrase in one […]

We Don’t Need No Water Let the Motha F*cka Burn!

Dave made a delicious dinner tonight. There was Steak Au Poivre, courtesy of Alton Brown, and asparagus simmered in garlic. But before all of that, there was this: Dave made the steak with a brandy based sauce, which you have to LIGHT ON FIRE in the pan. See the middle picture there? Where the flames […]

Potty Manners

What do you think is worse? When you have to go to the bathroom at work, and you’re responsible for the resulting odor (I’m talking about going at work, you know…) OR Going to the bathroom innocently, with it already having been made odorifous by a previous inhabitant, only to have someone walk in to […]