Lacey: Am I the only crazy one who checks that the baby is still breathing?
Dave: No, I check too.
Lacey: Okay good. Not just me then.
After speaking to a few other parents, I know we’re not the only ones!
Dave: Where did you put Sadie’s bippy?
Lacey: Her what?
Dave: Her bippy.
Lacey: WTF is a bippy?
Dave: You know, her bippy… her pacifier…
Lacey: You call it a bippy??
Dave: Yeah…what do you call it?
Lacey: Uhh, I call it a paci… you know… like pacifier.
Dave: Paci? Yeah it’s a bippy.
What do you call a pacifier if you have a nickname for it?
Lacey: Can you post that picture you took of Sadie in her ladybug outfit?
Dave: Yeah I’ll do it.
Lacey: Hey I went on your phone and posted that picture of Sadie in the ladybug outfit for you, since you weren’t doing it.
Lacey: You know, cause I’m the only one posting pictures of her for everyone on Facebook.
Dave: Yeah, that’s cause you’re a girl. That’s what girls do – they post pictures of cute babies and things and coo over them.
I can’t really argue with this, can I?
Dave: Oh look! I got a smile! Sadie smiled for me!
Lacey: It might be gas.
Dave: I’m going to count it as a smile.
Whatever makes him happy