On at least every subway car I’ve been on I see an ad for the Dunkin Donuts tuna melt sandwich/bagel thing. VOM. I’m sorry, but I don’t understand how anyone can eat that! I know some of you do, and I apologize for the rant, but you take my hatred of tuna fish, and then throw cheese on top of it?? ‘Scuse me while I swallow the bile that is currently in my mouth.
Also – if the weatherman says it’s going to be in the mid 60s to 70s, why are you wearing a winter coat? Yes, it may be a little chilly in the morning, but really? Put on a scarf. Your down coat needs to go into the closet for the next half of the year. For reals.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. The left side of the escalator is for walking, the right is for standing. So don’t look at me funny when I start breathing on your neck right behind you on the LEFT SIDE and ask you to move. You’re on the wrong side, bitch! (And thanks to this artist who started making “subway etiquette” signs that look like official MTA signage. I heart you.)
I don’t understand how I ever lived without my Kitchen-Aid Mixer. I used it for the first time yesterday while making Dave’s birthday cheesecake, and OMG LOVE. (And Happy Birthday Dave!!)
Why is it that coffee will sometimes make me super jittery and crazed, and sometimes won’t have any affect on me what so ever? (I don’t want a real answer to this, it just annoys me!)
Why am I still coughing? Mucus, you should be gone from my life now. Seriously. At least I didn’t wake up having a coughing fit again, like I did for two nights in a row. Sheesh.
And how is it Monday again?
(HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU HUSBAND!)