Just call me "Scrooge McPMS"

I’ve decided that there’s nothing quite as enjoyable as it being “that time of the month” right when the holidays are approaching full force. Instead of being all merry, and happy, and even jolly, I am a PMS-y, moody bitch. Instead of basking in the glow of the upcoming time off from work, and festiveness of the holidays, I want to rip people’s throats out. Case in point?

– Every time my coworker comes back from the bathroom she uses this anti-bacterial that looks like straight up rubbing alcohol. And I want to tell her every time that the reason she is sick so often? Is because she uses that shit way too much.

– I don’t know if it’s because I’m small or what, but whenever people sit next to me on the train, it’s like they have a need to sit on top of me. Yes, I don’t take up much room, but that doesn’t mean I want half your body on top of mine. You only apologize when I shift over to gain the slightest bit more room, so don’t pretend like you care.

– If you live in that house down the block who placed a garbage can in the empty parking spot to save it? I moved it out of the way and parked my car there. I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that the garbage men left it there, but it was just too perfectly placed, and you know what? It was Sunday, and the truck comes on Saturday. You don’t own the spot.

– It took me close to 15 minutes to leave a small parking lot last night, because people couldn’t figure out if they were coming, going, or just being plain stupid. Don’t honk at me and try to back up when you can clearly see that there is a line of cars behind me, waiting for your dumb ass in your HUGE SUV to move.

– I have a deep seeded fear that I won’t get anything from my 20SB Secret Santa, or my Sweet Treat Exchange partner. And I also fear that my Sweet Treat Exchange package didn’t get to my person, because they didn’t say anything yet. And I also fear that my order for my 20SB Secret Santa recipient wont get here soon, and they’ll feel like they aren’t getting anything. Things like these shouldn’t cause stress!!

– On a happy note, my new laptop came yesterday which is super exciting and awesome! But I am dreading moving my iTunes over, for fear it wont work and I’ll lose music. And I purchased Microsoft Office last night, and am supposed to get an email with the download information, but it could take up to 24 hours to get it, so now I’m nervous that for whatever reason it wont come through, and I’ll be screwed.

Merry Christmas??

*I truly am excited for the holidays, and time off, and seeing my BFF Allison on Friday after way too long. Stupid PMS getting in the way!!

Comments

  1. I haven’t gotten anything from my sweet treat person yet either! And the person who I sent it to like almost 3 weeks ago hasn’t said anything either. So…dunno! Hope you get some awesome treats to help your PMS.

  2. This is exactly why I chose to skip my period by skipping the inactive birth control pills this month. I get nutso when I PMS.
    TMI?
    …Happy Holidays!

  3. I have a new laptop too, except it showed up broken and I had to return it which was the biggest pain in the ass ever AND they wouldn’t EXCHANGE it so I had to return it and get a refund and I am still waiting for the damn money to come through so I can use it to buy the replacement. It shouldn’t BE this hard. However, until I realized the computer was defective I was also quite concerned about transferring my iTunes, not because I’m afraid of losing the music itself but what about the ratings and playlists? Anyone?

  4. hopefully you’ll get your secret santa and sweet treat exchange too! nothing like a good gift or some sweets to brighten your day ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Classy in Philadelphia says

    “- It took me close to 15 minutes to leave a small parking lot last night, because people couldn’t figure out if they were coming, going, or just being plain stupid. Don’t honk at me and try to back up when you can clearly see that there is a line of cars behind me, waiting for your dumb ass in your HUGE SUV to move.”

    OMG. This….has happened to me 7 times in the past week. One of them even caused an accident with me! Seriously, people…get your shit together..driving isn’t difficult, and shouldn’t become difficult just because Christmas is a day away!

    Feel better. I totally understand the whole stressing about random things, I do it too.

  6. I’ve been PMSing too. Oh wait, I’m a dude, nevermind.

  7. I hatttttttttte the holiday season. balls. bahhh humbug!

  8. I hate when people think they can save spots. I always want to move the chair/trash can/whatever, but then I get scared that when they see my car there, they will key it – is that irrational?

  9. I’m feeling like an awful jerk, bc I got home last night, and both my scarf swap and sweet treat package was returned to me! I’m dumb and wrote the wrong zipcodes on the packages! I’m resending them tomorrow, but I hope my partners didn’t think I didn’t send something!

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